phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via beautiful-wickedness)

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notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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maggins:

faeries-everywhere:

when is it going to be the other way round

does this count

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22 Jul 14 ♛ 241077

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

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You always take it further

       Than I ever can  

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22 Jul 14 ♛ 468
"Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.

      —

Deepak Chopra

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22 Jul 14 ♛ 31106

Alexander Skarsgård by Larry Busacca [Sundance, 2013]

(Source: skarsgardaddict, via flawlessbarbievampire)

22 Jul 14 ♛ 2897

questionableliterarymerit:

The run she does toward the cookie as she screams: “Stupid fucking cookie!”

Gorgeous. I love you, Kristen Wiig.

(via theofficialariel)

22 Jul 14 ♛ 8157
keepingupwiththetylers:

30 Days of Doctor Who
Day 25: What’s your favorite Doctor Who art? 
Box Full of Stars made by the ridiculously talented risachantag

keepingupwiththetylers:

30 Days of Doctor Who

Day 25: What’s your favorite Doctor Who art? 

Box Full of Stars made by the ridiculously talented risachantag

(via burningupasun)

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blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via winstonngraham)

22 Jul 14 ♛ 38424

mustachossom:

when u tell ur friend a plot twist for ur story

image

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