smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

(Source: beeishappy, via stormafter)

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"Will you drink red or white? Of indifferent vintage, I fear. Ser Amory drained Lady Whent's cellars nearly dry."

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sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

sugar-soul:

I want to believe it’s all the same guy

(Source: unclefather, via jackellly)

29 Sep 14 ♛ 60845

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

(via pacelees)

29 Sep 14 ♛ 61391

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jekyllian:

jim gordon: be strong
[bruce grows up to be batman]
jim gordon: i meant emotionally

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29 Sep 14 ♛ 1343

another meme i won’t finish ● {2/10} male characters - Jesse Pinkman

 I took this vo-tech class in high school, woodworking. I took a lot of vo-tech classes, because it was just big jerk-off, but this one time I had this teacher by the name of… Mr… Mr. Pike. I guess he was like a Marine or something before he got old. He was hard hearing. My project for his class was to make this wooden box. You know, like a small, just like a… like a box, you know, to put stuff in. So I wanted to get the thing done as fast as possible. I figured I could cut classes for the rest of the semester and he couldn’t flunk me as long as I, you know, made the thing. So I finished it in a couple days. And it looked pretty lame, but it worked. You know, for putting in or whatnot. So when I showed it to Mr. Pike for my grade, he looked at it and said: “Is that the best you can do?” At first I thought to myself “Hell yeah, bitch. Now give me a D and shut up so I can go blaze one with my boys.” I don’t know. Maybe it was the way he said it, but… it was like he wasn’t exactly saying it sucked. He was just asking me honestly, “Is that all you got?” And for some reason, I thought to myself: “Yeah, man, I can do better.” So I started from scratch. I made another, then another. And by the end of the semester, by like box number five, I had built this thing. You should have seen it. It was insane. I mean, I built it out of Peruvian walnut with inlaid zebrawood. It was fitted with pegas, no screws. I sanded it for days, until it was smooth as glass. Then I rubbed all the wood with tung oil so it was rich and dark. It even smelled good. You know, you put nose in it and breathed in, it was… it was perfect.

(via pacelees)

29 Sep 14 ♛ 654

  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]

  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]

  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

29 Sep 14 ♛ 173652

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun 

(Source: averagefairy, via pterrodactyl)

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somethingpretentioussounding:

Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects

"Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest."

And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like, 

"The cream or the lilac?"

"The lilac, dearie."

*sigh*

(via sherlock-who-tardis)

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shanology:

sarah-the-ninja:

kyliesparks27:

monkeysaysficus:

This is rude

THIS IS GODDAMN OFFENSIVE YOU MEAN

shanology, yeah, it might be too hot for your blog, but, you never know…

Inspiration for the Bucky fic!

(Source: maleficent-z, via sherlock-who-tardis)