The Game of Thrones cast does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (donate: x )
terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
Dear STFU-Moffat and associates,
From now on, I insist you describe Steven Moffat as “Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat.” Just to make sure you’re being fair.
Emmy-award winning writer…
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